If You Can't Beat Em' Kill Em'
Age 39, Male
Web Design
Baltimore MD
Joined on 11/18/03
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Get over 1000 dollars in a game
Serve a hotdog
Make your first kill.
Make the character invisible for the first time.
We see you, dude.
Cleared 5 Levels
Reach score 1,000 (any mode)
Hole-in-one on a slopey / non-flat hole (or hole 10+)
Get a hole-in-one
Finish hole 1
Sink any hole
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Successfully log in to Newgrounds. Hahaha! Hoohoho!
Complete level 1
Absorb a pumpkin in the Grow minigame
Absorb grapes in the Grow minigame